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Let's just pretend Rapture is real for a minute:
I really want to see the city and just run around and look at everything and say hi to Sander Cohen and listen to all of the amazing music and just have a fucking blast. :’) That’s it, I’m going. Who’s willing to join?
Dec 31st
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My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like, “He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?” And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like, “My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
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stairway-to-the-holy asked: have you played all the bioshock games,and are you excited about the new game
Dec 29th
Ask me anything!!
I’m slightly bored and I like answering questionss
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Soon I will finally get my tongue pierced
I know there are many stereotypes about tongue piercings including the one about if you have one, it’s for blowjobs and shit. WRONG! FALSE! That’s not gonna happen, I ain’t like that. Cool? Cool.
Dec 29th
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When someone you really hate likes your favorite...
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When you realize there is no back to the worksheet →
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Dec 27th
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“Zap em’ then whack em’. ONE-TWO PUNCH! Remember, the one-two punch!”
– Atlas
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Ok, this might sound wierd or something, but I...
Read BioShock: Rapture and your life will change, and your vision of BioShock will change for the better aswell. P.S. I’m not hating on the game at all. It’s fucking awesome and I love playing it :’)
Dec 27th
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When your bestfriend gets pissed at you →
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When people offer to buy me food..
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Walking in heels:
Expectation: Reality:
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Mariska Lutz and Samuel Lutz :'(
Ughhhhhhh in the book AND the game, I get so emotional about Mariska and Samuel. They were so poor that they couldn’t even afford a cheap room in the Sinclair Deluxe… They had to go to a crowded suite in Artemis Suites. After a splicer fight in their suite, Mariska and Samuel moved into a room in the Fighting McDonagh’s Tavern. Masha, their daughter, went missing and then,...
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“What you want, what you need has been killing me. Trying to be everything that...”
– Perfect by Marianas Trench
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Okay, So Take Us Through a Day In Rapture...
Well the first thing I do is… Swing my wrench, LIKE A BOSS. Loot some corpses, LIKE A BOSS. Shoot some plasmids, LIKE A BOSS. Drink some toilet whiskey, LIKE A BOSS. Hack a security bot, LIKE A BOSS. Ignore the arrow, LIKE A BOSS. Shock some Splicers, LIKE A BOSS. Hack a vending machine, LIKE A BOSS. Hoard some weapons, LIKE A BOSS!
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I tried to catch some fog earlier...
I mist.
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